sumersprkl:

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

hotboyproblems:

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I’m keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

reenuka:

reenuka:

pussysoupforthesoul:

ladyshinga:

I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK, like. I’d be all right with it.

white ppl: lol human zoos?? what a crazy made up concept! sounds fun! sign me up! lmao

black ppl:

Africans:

Asians:

Native Americans:

Native Australians / Aboriginals:

Human zoos delighted white westerners in Europe and America as recently as 1958.

Correction: as recent as 2018.

taliabobalia:

gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

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